Well, this recession has gotten people willing to do just about
anything to get to work...especially me! One morning, I was
on my way to work at a new job that I really loved. It was clean, , easy, and I didn't go home sore everyday. I got on the highway 303 and proceeded until I saw a "ROAD CLOSED" sign
blocking my lane. I followed the cars ahead of me, which were all turning right and following the detour signs.
After about 15 to 20 minutes of driving, I began to realize
that I could have been to work by now, and this detour seemed to be taking me further and further out of the direction I needed
to go. Worse yet, I was going to be late! I had to think of
something quick, so I decided to turn around and double back after remembering the last time they had the road closed-there
wasn't anything wrong with the road in the first place! I finally
came to the "ROAD CLOSED" sign again, and I was happy! I normally turn the corner here, and there is a tiny hill
to go up-after going down the other side there is a set of railroad tracks that I slow down for. This time, as soon as I turned
the corner, I put the pedle to the metal and raced up the hill. Being that I was already behind in time, instead of slowing
down, I decided I would just go with the flow. I shouldn't have said that because when I hit the top of that hill, WHOOOSH!!!
I sailed right into a lake! Apparently the road was closed for a reason this time! We had a significant rain fall during the
previous night, and apparently the lakes on both sides of the road had overflowed.
I thought I was dreaming! Water was coming inside my car at
an alarming rate! When the steam disappeared and the waves subsided, I could see a tiny silver Toyota Corrola barrelling ahead.
I thought, "Wait! That car is smaller than mine!" I tried to start my car again-yes, even though water was covering
the hood. I was panicking! Just then I saw a little red
pickup truck approaching me. In my mind I thought, he's driving through this lake-how is he doing that? I'm sure he's
going to offer to assist me! I stared. I glared!
I got nothing! He never even looked over at me! I prayed, "Jesus,
help! Please! You know I need this job. Lord, you know I need this car!! Blah, blah, blah..."-all those things we say
when we need God to get us out of the calamity we put ourselves in-going down the wrong road(if you will).
Just then, a nice shining red Jeep Cherokee pulled up beside
me. Oh, thank you Jesus! You were listening to me! You do know how bad I need this job and car! The driver said,
"Sooo, what happened? Didn't you see the "ROAD CLOSED" sign?" I said, "Um, well kinda. You know how
that sign was there the other day and there wasn't anything wrong with the road that day?" The driver says, "Sooo,
your car won't start, or did it stall out or what? I said, "Um, yeah, both." The driver says, "Well, that's
really too bad, but once you get it out of the water it should be fine. Good luck!" And then, the red Cherokee drove
off, making waves that hit my car and actually rocked in back and forth like a boat. Well, back to calling on Jesus!
Next to arrive to my aide was a huge white truck. I thought,
surely he can get me out-that's a new truck! The truck pulled up to me, and the man rolled down his window. I quickly
reached over to roll my window down, allowing an undisclosed amount of water in. The truck driver says, "Hey, you want
me to get you out of there?" Oh, finally! I said, "Boy, would I!" We lock eyes and stare for a moment. My eyes
searched for some movement on his part. After an awkward silence, the truck driver says, "Well, climb on over and get
in!" Ooohhhh.....you mean me climb on over and get in-NOT you hook a thingy up to my car and use your big, beautiful
shiny new truck to do what it was designed for-to pull my little Escort our of the lake! Nooo....that would be too much like
a solution! I climbed out the passenger window, which was not
a pretty sight! It was very uncomfortable-nothing like the Dukes of Hazzard use to do it-not to mention the fact that my pant
leg got caught on the lock. I almost did a split-one leg out of the car and the other jammed up on the lock! Once I gained
my balance, I waddled over and jumped in his truck. He immediately proceeded to call a tow truck company that he was familiar
with. I wasn't used to men calling other men to do something that they could very well have done themselves. His truck went
throught the water like it wasn't even there! He dropped me off at the closest gas station to wait for a tow truck. As I stood outside waiting for the tow truck, I became saturated with stares and
glares from the people making their morning commute. I felt exposed, needy, even helpless.
Just then, the biggest tow truck I had ever seen appeared. I read
the name on the door, and it was my tow truck. I immediately started to run toward it, waving my arms in the air because he
looked right at me and kept going!!! The people who thought I was crazy before were sure of it now. I began to walk down the
road, just to escape the looks..... About 10 minutes later,
down the same road, the tow truck comes to me. The driver says, "Hey, are you the one whose car is stuck in the lake?
Oh, I'm sorry, I mean, in the middle of 303 that was flooded?" I said, "Yes, that would be me!" He said, "Hop
in! We'll get your car outta there." So we came to the road where my car was sitting, and the driver begins to go into
the water. Let me remind you that this tow truck was HUGE! It had a flatbed that could fit two mid-size cars on it. I remember
thinking, Oh man, I bet it cost extra for this tow truck. There goes my paycheck! As we move through the murky waters, he opens the door and looks out at the water under us. We got to my car, and
he kept going. He said, "Yup, that water's too deep. I'm afraid if I stop, the truck'll stall out, and there aint nobody
that can come and tow this out. So I'm gonna have to drop you off at the end of the road. And you give me a call once the
water recedes."
I got out of the truck, still in shock, thinking, Did
that really just happen? I watched the tow truck disappear, and began to gaze out into the lakes and the trees. It was
kind of peaceful. I could hear birds chirping, frogs bellowing, the sound of rain drops hitting the leaves of the trees, and
the water surrounding me.....WAIT!!! IT'S RAINING!!! NO!!! NOOOO!!!!! I was thinking, The water will never recede! Lord!
Why is it raining? Just when I was waiting for
a response from my Lord, Who I was certain had been with me the entire time of my ordeal, I heard out from the distance....laughter.
Is that laughter? I searched and searched, and at the top of the road, there was a man pacing back and forth, laughing and
pointing at me-I mean the kind of laugh that you hear from Santa Claus, maybe.
I started into the water. I was going to go right up to him and
find out what he thought was so funny!!! I mean, the nerve of this guy-he must have laughed for 5 minutes at me! Just then, I heard a horn blow, and it was my friend Missy. I turned and ran....well,
not really-the water was still up to my knees. I said, "Girl, do you see that man laughing at me??" She looked....I
looked....the kids looked....there was no man there. He had conveniently disappeared!
I got in the truck with Missy, and we called another tow truck.
They said they would be right out, but Missy's kids had to go to the bathroom, so we left to find the closest restroom. When we returned, there were two police cruisers sitting at the beginning and end
of the road. One officer came up to Missy's truck and said,
"Can I help you ladies?" And then Missy spills the beans! "Um, yeah. That's my friend's car so I hope you're
not calling a tow truck because we already have one coming. It's not her fault-she was just trying to get to work, and there
were a ton of other cars going right through it, so I hope you're not going to give her a ticket, blah blah blah." All
I really heard was, "Tell your friend to give me her driver's license." I'm sure I was white as a ghost at this
point. Just then, we heard, "Calling all cars! Calling
all cars in the area of ----! Please get into route. There is a domestic violence going on at blah blah blah." The officer
immediately got into his cruiser and sped off. That was WAY
to close!
After that, the tow truck pulled up, looked at the water and proceded
to phone to base to tell them the water was too high! "Sorry!", he said, and pulled off!!! We couldn't believe it! We just looked at each other for a moment. And from the back seat, we hear, "Mom, I gotta go to the bathroom again!" "AGAIN??? Can't you hold it?" "No." We called the towing company again. They said that what their driver did was wrong,
and they would send someone else out. I decided to wait with
the car while Missy took her kiddos to the restroom again. I decided to wade out to the car and push it myself. It was getting
late, and I was afraid the police would come back soon. I made it to the car, put it in neutral and started pushing. "Hey, I see you're stuck! I'm pretty sure I can pull you out of there!"
I look up, and there was a guy in a black jeep. He didn't want to get wet, so he had me do the hooking up part. In two minutes,
I was out-me and my car were on dry land once again. I thanked him, and he was on his way. Three tow trucks later, my car was back home.
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